In my Next Life

I want to be a cat or a dog in the Gibbons Family. It's gunna be really cool. I'll get fed all day, I'll be able to sleep where I want, even when the hoomans want to do some work and I'll get loved and patted and nursed and squeezed. Sometimes I'll even get to visit Grandma's house, where the food's even better; I'll be able to get ice-cream and honey and waffles when I go there. Yep, that's what I wanna be.